I got a new roommate...I could go on and on about our differences. From her noticeably fake nails, strong opinions about banks and cable companies, to her lengthy primping routine.
But all I really need to say is that the name of her cat is Louis Vuitton.
It took me 4 attempts, then 2 google searches to figure out how to spell the flipping name.
After she went on to tell me that his nickname is Louie, it took me some serious self-control not to reply:
"Funny! My cat's name is Target...I'm sure they'd be best buddies. Just kidding, no they wouldn't."